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How to Fix Grammatically-insane Phrases Found in Common Indian English

by: admin - September 9th, 2011 Filed under: Humor Add Comment

“Do one thing…take this piece of chalk…”

We are a unique species, aren’t we? Not humans. Indians, I mean. No other race speaks or spells like we do.

Take greetings for example.

A friendly clerk asking me for my name is apt to start a conversation with,

“What is your good name?” As if I hold that sort of information close to my heart and only divulge my evil pseudonym. Bizarre.

I call these Indianisms.

Which got me thinking about a compilation, a greatest hits of the 10 most hilarious Indianisms out there. And here they are. The most common ones, and my favorites among them.
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Tags: English, India, Indianism

Just For Laughs

by: admin - June 20th, 2011 Filed under: Humor Add Comment

1. Long back, people who sacrificed sleep, forgot their families, forgot their food, forgot laughter were called “Saints”

But now they are called.. ” IT professionals ”

2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:

” If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”

3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present.. Its just that,

One loves too much,

and

The other loves too many.
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Tags: Joke, Laugh

A Dog Named Sex

by: admin - June 2nd, 2011 Filed under: Humor Add Comment

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex.

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have one too!” Then I said, “But she is a dog!” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. I said, “You don’t understand. … I have had Sex since I was nine years old.” He replied, “You must have been quite a strong boy.”
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Tags: Dog, Sex

Happy System Adiminstrator’s Day

by: admin - July 30th, 2010 Filed under: Apple, BSD, developer, Humor, Linux, Microsoft, Safety, Security, Tech News Add Comment

To all the system administrators, here’s wishing you a very happy System Administrator’s Day. God bless you all.

The last Friday of July is celebrated as system administrator’s day.

Here is a funny video to mark this day:

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Tags: System Administrator

Medical Humour

by: admin - July 26th, 2010 Filed under: Humor Add Comment

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised against rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, the Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body”, while the Pediatricians said, “Grow up!”
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Tags: Hospital, Medical

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